You know you're Bosnian when...

• your family owns a manual coffee grinder
• you take your shoes off when you enter the house, and every family member has his/her own slippers
• you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette
• you have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name
• your mother/nena won't accept the fact that you're not hungry
• you have "pita" or burek for dinner at least 4 days a week
• you're 6 and your father sends you out to buy him a pack of cigarettes and beer
• you chop up some onions and then decide what to cook for dinner
• your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you
• your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside
• your mother tells you not to sit close to the TV, and not to use cell phones, because you'll get brain tumor
• your mother tells you that you'll get sick from drinking cold water
• your parents tell you that they had you and your sister/brother when they were your age
• a couple of days really means a week or so
• spring cleaning is really every two, three months, which includes washing the carpets, as well as the curtains
• the time is divided into "before" and "after" the war
• your father refers to all politicians with "djubrad", "lopovi", and "kriminalci"
• you don't want to talk about the war to anyone, but that's the only thing you talk about with other Bosnians
• parents keep telling you to shut up so they can hear the news on TV
• you eat baklava and hormasice at least twice a year
• you keep all your old unfit clothing until your relatives grow up, so you can give them something to wear

Ellen e fjerna, men se ka eg fant.. såe, någen som blir me tilbake?

Unsere Nächte in Berlin

Cleaning out my closet (again)

Ryddet i gamle pappesker fulle av ting i dag. (Viktig: Ikke for å finne tilbake min barndoms uskyld, men fordi mamma ønsket det.)

Der fant jeg mange skolebøker. Den ene var fra andre klasse, og det sto skrevet:

"jeg ønsker meg at ale barn får en mamma og papa og nok mat og spise jeg ønsker også at det skal bli fred i verden." Under denne teksten hadde jeg tegnet at barn som lå i en seng full av blod (????)

Jeg fant også min egen CD-mix fra barneskolen; "Fridas CD mix". På denne var Nellys Its getting hot in here, Nellys Ride with me, Beyonces Work it out, Eves Let me blow ya mind og No Doubts Hey baby! Jeg er glad Aasta oppdaget Nirvana i ung alder!

This is the life

Sjernarøy - Aase hage - ATB - ATB - ATB - Cambridge - Cambridge - Tasta - ATB - Randaberg - Tasta

you know this is propaganda

"Moshtarak, the Combined Force and the people, will defeat the insurgents and bring a better life. Where will you stand? Help us and report enemy activity on this number."

Violet used to be violet once

jeg har aldri spurt om å få trynet mitt klistret rundt over hele byen.
ikke fikk jeg noe varsel før det skjedde heller.

jeg sier. hva faen?
og la meg være i fred.

The Historians Ugly GIrl Hides in a Fishbowl

"jag bara sitter här och bara bara ser såpbubblan

fara mot sin undergång, när du sjunger sång, 1,2,3

bara vara du och jag nu för idag."

Snook - Såpbubblor

Pic - weheartit

well...

Someones got to be
the dominant bitch. So why not voulenteer, huh?

lolcat

Eg har gått på Kongsgård i snart 3 år...

.. og eg har ennå ikkje bada i Breiavannet

Omgangssyke

Når du e på badet og lyset e på og du stirre rett fram i ti minutter men alt e svart, då vett du at du e syk.

Dagens måltid: self pity

God bedring te meg sjøl og Kristian.